Total Medals Earned: 233 (From 54 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,670 Points
Medals Earned: 4/19 (45/350 points)
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Get a double kill
Get a triple kill
Goat serial exterminator
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Unlock the Shield Barrier power
Unlock the bat power
Critically hit the Knight
Unlock the dragonform power
Unlock the Hoof Crush power
Reach the Mountain Pass
Unlock the Play Tips power
Reach Evila
Complete all the trials
Kill a Winged Knight
be l33t and score over 50k
get a 50x combo
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
You Shot Your Opponent!
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
Medals Earned: 5/23 (40/500 points)
Killed the first Alien in Story mode
Collect mfm card
Buy your first weapon
Completed first story level
Completed second story level
Unlock a mag-lock
Hack a terminal
Trigger the explosives
Complete a wave in Swarm mode
Killed your first boss
Hack gun turrets
Buy a weapon upgrade
Completed third story level
Completed sixth story level
Complete a set in Swarm mode
Find the 2nd Easter Egg
Completed seventh story level
Completed fifth story level
Completed forth story level
Complete a round in Swarm mode
Rank 50
Complete all the challenges
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 2/32 (20/500 points)
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
A classic for bidding!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/230 points)
Successfully type the word "Cordelia".
Successfully type the word "Sunrise".
Successfully type the word "Lullabies".
Successfully type the word "Poetry".
Successfully type the word "Muskrose".
Successfully type the word "Sheep".
Successfully type the word "Nightingales".
Successfully type the word "Romance".
Don't count no sheep.
Finish a round flawless.
Medals Earned: 3/24 (30/325 points)
Jump up onto the ladder
Collect ruby in flight
Jump off ladder and get back don't touching ground
First death
Pass level without collecting three rubies
Found the first artifact
Blown up the first box of TNT
Put dynamite creeping
NO killed monsters on the bonus level
Put a dynamite on rock
Kill all monsters in all bonus levels
First Killed monster
Change direction three times during the jump
Die 10 times on spikes
Undermine under self a dynamite and fall into a hole
Put a dynamite under box
Complete all bonus levels
Blow up 30 pieces of ground
Complete all levels, spending less than 50 dynamites
Monster killed you 10 times
Collected all the rubies
Kill all enemies bonus lvl for the same number of throws
Complete the level for 10 seconds
Collected all 5 artifacts
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/260 points)
Reach Level 10
Reach Level 20
Complete Normal Mode
Reach Level 40
Reach Level 30
Reach Level 50
Complete Hard Mode
Complete Normal mode at 100%
Complete Hard Mode at 100%
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
A Nice Center Smash
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/180 points)
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
